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PostSubject: Tagalog cheesy lines   Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:11 pm

1. Girl: May bagong unlimited a?
Boy: o? ano namang unli yun?
Girl: Ikaw. Unlimited ka sa puso ko.
Boy: WOW! talaga?
Girl: Oo! Bukas expired ka na. Razz

2. bf: baby, hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
gf: ha? hindi. bakit naman ako malulungkot?
bf: eh kasi magisa ka lang sa puso ko. gusto mo ng kasama? Ü

3. aanhin mo pa ang damo, kung ang garden mo ay sementado?

4. kung kasing lakas lang sana ng stethoscope ang tenga mo, narinig mo na sana. na IKAW ang tinitibok ng puso ko.

5. "kapag alam mong may tao na nagmamahal sayo. suklian mo din ng tamang pagmamahal. dahil sabi nga nila. ang tamang magsukli, maraming suki."

6. aanhin pa ba ang ubod ng daming pamimilian? kung ayaw namng mamili?

7. boy: alam mo bang may iba't ibang view?
girl: huh??
boy: di ba may side, top and front view.
girl: tapos?
boy: alam mo ba ano ang best view?
girl: ano?
boy: LOView!

8. "kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay na kasama AKO?"

9. ang buhay natin ay parang isang masarap na sauce. maraming nakikisawsaw.

10. okay lang kahit nakakahilo. basta sayo lang umiikot ang mundo ko.

11. ui, asan ka? pwede mo ba kong samahan? forever?

12. anak: tay, panu po ba magmahal?
tay: eh itanong mo sa nanay mo.
anak: bakit po kay nanay ko itatanong?
tay: kasi ang nanay mo nagturo sakin panu magmahal.

13. a sweet fight.
gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalin ko na ang lahat ng akin. at di na ko babalik!
bf: hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!
gf: ano?!
bf: ako..

14. "sana naging camera na lang ako. para ii-smile ka tuwing makikita mo ko."

15. two kids talking to each other.
girl: paglaki ko gusto ko maging model!
boy: ako naman paglaki ko, gusto ko maging. TAYO.

16. auko na sakin! ayoko na sa sarili ko! auko na talaga! pwde bang sayo na lang ako?"

17. girl: aanhin mo yang hagdan?
boy: huh? uhm, eh. aakyat sana ako sayo ng ligaw.
girl: hindi na kailangan, yumuko ka na lang.
boy: b-bakit?
girl: pakipulot yung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo.

18. pag may nang-aasar sayo, yaan mo na lang. wag mong pansinin. tawanan mo lang siya. pero pag pikon ka na talaga, nginitian mo lang at sabihin mong, ingat ka lagi ah? baka mapatay kita.

19. masarap ang walang magawa sa buhay. tingnan mo ako. walang magawa sa buhay kaya masarap ako.

20. "pusa ka ba?" kasi kahit ilang beses kitang patayin sa isipan ko, ilang beses ka pa din nabubuhay sa puso ko.

21. ako na lang magbabayad ng pang-enroll mo. basta ang pag-aaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako.

22. diba ang sabi sa commercial: 'HABULIN MO HAPPINESS MO' so panu, hahabulin na kita?

23. matalino ka diba? sige nga, sagutin mo ko.

24. "bakit mo pa kakailanganin ng relo? kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo?"

25. pwede ba MCDO na lang itawag ko sa'yo? masyado kasing obvious pag sinabi kong. LOVE KO 'TO. ü

26. "itutuwid ko landas mo. para sa'kin ka didiretso.”

27. girl: uy, tikman mo tong cake, masarap to. gawa ng nanay ko!
boy: eh kung.. ikaw na lang kaya tikman ko? tutal gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo.

28. toss coin tayo. "pag head, saken ka ha? pag tail, sayo ko. "

29. boy: kung may business lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura. ikaw lang hindi.
girl: bakit naman?
boy: tama na yung sayo lang ako nagmamahal.

30. b: mahal kita noon, mas mahal kita ngayon.
g: mahal kita noon.. maglaway ka ngayon!

ENGLISH CHEESY LINES:

still waiting for the one you love? just wait a little longer. i'm on my way!

if i never met you, i wouldn't like you. if i didn't like you, i wouldn't love you. if i didn't love you, i wouldn't miss you. but i did, i do, and i will.

i'm not a jealous person. i am just a girl. a simple girl that, would love to break the neck of those bitches who flirts around my guy.

the day i met you. was the day. you met me too.

girl: i heard magaling ka daw sa ALGEBRA?
boy: well, medyo. bakit?
girl: can you please substitute my 'X', without asking 'Y'?

of all the drinks i have tried, i'd compare you to a cup of coffee. a little bitter, a little sweet. but oh. so HOT!


i don't care how many lips you have kissed. how many shoulders you have embraced, and how many time you've said ILOVEYOU. all i care is not to be the FIRST. but to be your LAST.


MISS ME or HATE ME, both are in my favor. if you miss me, i'm in your HEART. if you hate me, i'll always be in your MIND.

i'm gonna put some super glue on my hands. so i can hold you forever.

extreme BAD LUCK: i want to kiss the most beautiful, attractive, charming and sweet person in the world. but my lips can't touch my cheek!

"abcd... z" the man who invented alphabets was a genius. but he made silly mistake by keeping "U" and "I" in a long distance.


i don't feel sad when i see my ex flirting with someone. come on! i'm generous! i share my USED toys to poor children.

how can i feel sad if everytime i try to feel like that, GOD is always giving me reasons to smile.


nobody could ever make me smile for no apparent reasons. except for the one who's on my mind right now.

eveyone's calling me "BITCH" bitch is a dog. dog barks. barks are on trees. trees are part of nature. nature is beautiful. so thanks for the compliment.

in a petshop. customer talking to a parrot. "hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak?! bobo!"
parrot: "yes, i can! ikaw? can you fly ha, can you fly!? gago!"
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